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"Valkyries, Say Less" Unisex T-Shirt

Show your love for the Golden State Valks and the VSL podcast with this shirt.

Let's Gooooooooo!
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

from $25.00
"Valkyries, Say Less" Black Glossy Mug

Support your favorite podcast by buying this mug that is a nod to the first season of the Golden State Valkyries, as well as the first season of the pod. 2025 was a big year!

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

from $16.00
"Valkyries, Say Less" stickers
Show your love for the VSL podcast with these die-cut stickers that are made to stick — and stay. Crafted from premium vinyl with a matte finish, they resist scratches, water, and sunlight, making them perfect for decorating laptops, bottles, or outdoor gear. Easy to peel and apply, they’ll add a touch of personality to any surface.

• Vinyl with matte finish
• Sizes: 2″ × 2″ (5.1 × 5.1 cm), 3″ × 3″ (7.6 × 7.6 cm), 4″ × 4″ (10.2 × 10.2 cm), 5″ × 5″ (12.7 × 12.7 cm), 6″ × 6″ (15.2 × 15.2 cm)
• Water and weather resistant, rated to last over 5 years
• Easy-peel backing
• Blank product sourced from the US
from $5.00
"Valkyries, Say Less" Set of 5 pin buttons
Show your love for the VSL podcast and express yourself in a meaningful way with top-quality pin buttons! They’re lightweight, sturdy, and easy to put on. With a scratch and UV-resistant coating and a glossy finish, these pin buttons are made to last. Show off the things you care about and add a pop of personality to your clothing or accessories with vibrant pin buttons.

• They come in a set of 5
• Made of tinplate
• Scratch and UV-resistant mylar coating
• Glossy finish
• Easy to put on
$15.50
"Valkyries, Say Less" T-Shirt
You love the Valks, you love the pod and you love t-shirts-- this one's for you!
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
from $25.00
"Valkyries, Say Less" Flip straw water bottle
You dig the Valkyries & our pod, and want everyone to see your huge love for Ballhalla while you hydrate :)
Stay hydrated in style with this flip straw water bottle, made from 50% recycled plastic. Resistant to stains, shattering, and odors, it keeps your drinks fresh, while the leak-proof cover and bite valve prevent spills. This extra-large bottle is ideal for extended gym, work, or study sessions!

• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China
$35.00

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